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Fun Stuff
I MEAN, OF COURSE ALL OF IT IS FUN STUFF, BUT WHENEVER SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT I DO FOR FUN MY MIND JUST GOES BLANK AND I STAND THERE LIKE A MOUTH-BREATHING IDIOT. AND IT'S NOT LIKE I'M A WORKAHOLIC WITH NO TIME FOR WHIMSY. MOST OF MY LIFE IS WHIMSY IF YOU COULDN'T TELL BY THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE. BUT ANYWAYS, THIS PAGE IS WHAT I LIKE TO DO FOR FUN.
I LOVE PUPPETS. WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO NEW YORK I FOUND A BOOK ON THE CULTURAL HISTORY OF VENTRILOQUISM AND BOUGHT IT BECAUSE I THOUGHT, "IF I NEVER MAKE ANY FRIENDS, AT LEAST I CAN TALK TO MYSELF." I DID MAKE FRIENDS AND SADLY ABANDONED VENTRILOQUISM BUT STILL HELD ONTO THE IDEA OF PUPPETS. I STARTED CARRYING AROUND A RACCOON PUPPET NAMED FRANCOIS AFTER FRANCOIS TRUFFAUT. CARRYING PUPPETS WITH YOU IN EVERYDAY LIFE IS GREAT BECAUSE EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT YOU AND NO ONE IS LOOKING AT YOU AT THE SAME TIME. MY PUPPET FRANCOIS AND I STARTED A SUBSTACK THAT WE POST TO SOMETIMES. LATER, MY PUPPET FAMILY EXPANDED WHEN I BOUGHT ANNA DELVEY THE PALLAS CAT PUPPET. MY FRIEND AND I PERFORMED A SKIT IN A PUPPET SLAM IN WHICH ANNA DELVEY AND NICK NOLTE ATTEMPT TO START A PYRAMID SCHEME. I THINK THE CROWD GOT IT... ANYWAYS YES HIGHLY RECOMMEND PUPPETS!
IN ADDITION TO MY PUPPET ENDEAVORS, I AM ALSO TRAINING TO BE A CLOWN. THIS CAME AS QUITE A SHOCK TO MOST PEOPLE THAT KNOW ME BECAUSE I AM ONE OF THE LEAST FUNNY PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER MEET. BUT I LOVE A PIERROT COSTUME AND I SPEND SO MUCH OF MY LIFE AVOIDING BEING LAUGHED AT, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO EMBRACE IT FOR A CHANGE. IT WAS FUN! I NOW REGULARLY ATTEND CLASSES AT CLOWN GYM AND I HAVE DECIDED MY CLOWN NAME IS KING FUMBLE KITTY.
I AM ALSO THE LEADER OF A SMALL MICRONATION CALLED PARACOSMIA. OUR LAND CLAIM IS TWO CIGAR BOXES DECORATED TO LOOK LIKE LITTLE DIORAMAS. I FOUNDED PARACOSMIA IN 2021, WHILST STILL IN THE THROES OF LOCKDOWN BOREDOM. I'M LESS ACTIVE IN THE MICRONATIONAL SPHERE TODAY, BUT I DO ENJOY HAVING AN EXCUSE TO WEAR A TIARA.
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